Engraved Wooden Cutting Board — "I Wish This Was Your Face" Vintage Portrait

$26.90

Cutting board shape and size: Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6"

Accessory color: Maple

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A warm, tactile cutting board carved with a vintage portrait and the cheeky phrase “I wish this was your face.” Natural walnut or maple grain gives each board a one-of-a-kind look as the engraved image nestles into the wood. Hold it in your hands and you’ll feel the weight of quiet humor — a piece that sits naturally on a kitchen counter, waits by the charcuterie, or plays the perfect note at casual dinner conversations. The low-contrast engraving keeps the tone subtle: wry, personal, and slightly nostalgic. Made in the USA from premium hardwood and finished to accentuate the grain, this board blends everyday utility with a touch of personality. Keep it oiled, hand-washed, and it will age gracefully with more stories to tell.

Product features
- Premium walnut or maple hardwood construction
- Engraved decorative portrait and text
- Available in two distinct shapes
- Made in the USA
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe

Care instructions
- Hand wash

Hand Wash Only

The product is not dishwasher safe.

Multiple shapes

You can choose between two different shapes.

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from the USA.

Hand wash.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions